That is TERRIFYING. Like one of the sand worms from Dune terrifying.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

These are the type of people, I’ve recently come to realize, who think they aren’t being racist because they aren’t overtly claiming they hate black people, and aren’t out lynching anyone.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Some days it is hard to stay in the South and keep fighting the bigots. Today and yesterday have been those days.

If you’ve spent a decent amount of time in Maine, it makes total sense.

Is Maine’s Portland weird too?

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

no no NO TAKE THAT KID TO A CATHOLIC CHURCH AND DROP HER OFF WITH A NOTE SAYING “PLEASE CLEANSE AND RETURN”

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

With a side of “hell no” and some “fuck that” sauce.

More of a creepy maybe home invasion tale but:

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

mirrors when im scared are the creepiest!!!

SAMMMMMEEEE omg omg so excited

Why did you remind me of Look at Me!?! That story completely traumatized me. I’m going to go read it again right now

I know more about Trump’s sexual assault history than I do about any of his policies.