I wore a matching suit and looked EPIC.

ESAD.

Crappy

Sleazy

Grumpy

Dopey

I know this really isn’t gonna stop them, but isn’t this a violation of the Refugee Act of 1980?

My brother met his girlfriend of 5 or so months on tinder, but my family is slowly learning to not hate her so I’m not sure it was a win.

Maybe you should apply for a different job.

What?! That is nuts. Does she, like, Kinja stalk you? That is so creepy.

Your mother sucks demon cocks in hell.

I’m over Mindy Kaling.

It is germane because if the rationale for paid parental leave is that parenthood is a societal good, then acting as if paid leave for non-parents is analogous doesn’t work. We can argue about whether parenthood being a societal good is true, but presumably that is why governments elsewhere support it financially.

I bet these folks are fun at parties.

No.