Impossible. Danny Elfman sucks. Get your pop-culture talking points together.

Congratulations on having written a TV series even better than Press Gang. Just for a start.

Fuck off to your ideal alternate universe where it's still axed, then.

Slight error: he's actually dropped in the estimation of many "bitchy-bitch bitches". Normal people who don't think they own Doctor Who just because they watch it are mostly okay with him.

No, you don't.

"Maize."

Craig Moss came into being when the universe realised it needed a new bottom after Seltzerberg became successful. There is always more and it is always worse.

No, nothing matters. Nothing will ever matter.

"Waah, the nasty woman is making me care about something other than myself. And I'm a Libertarian! Quick, pretend she never did anything!"

They got distracted by the fart angle. Kyle being Cartman's slave would have been enough, and also would have been funnier, since farts aren't inherently funny.

Every episode of every programme ever made is shit.

It's FIVE EPISODES.