You do realize that if you don’t post pictures of this, you’ll get kicked out of the Lesbian Shitass Club, right?

This is a terrible product. It takes me straight back to my high school ballet class where the uptight instructor chewed us out for half an hour about what an “appropriate ballet bun” looked like and told us that anyone who continued to show up with messy buns or pony tails would be kicked out of class. This right…

I’m not sure what she does is even close enough to journalism to rate a “terrible at journalism,” but I get your point.

NVC has some kind of weird grudge with NPR and it’s all over that Intercept interview. Also she is terrible at journalism.

What did you think of her interview with Jay? I thought she blew it. She never asked him why he didn’t mention his Patapsco State Park alibi when he was testifying in court.

To me, the way he reacted to the news that Koenig spoke to Asia set off an alarm. He was not excited, but immediately cautiously asked what Asia has said. Which makes me wonder if he was concerned which story Asia would be telling this time.

Good for her- may this resume lead to gainful employment in our mystical new economy.

It was only this year that I realised that people had a social media ‘image’. Up until that point I earnestly believed that everyone I knew had perfect lives and that made me so happy, but gently puzzled as to why mine was so imperfect, then put it down to autism.

I know someone whose entire instagram account looks like this picture. One of my other friends rage texted me about it the other day and I had to talk him down.

The doll even has salt-spray hair. Her attention to detail is impecable.

Facebook will say:
We are very sorry for this technical difficulty. It was not related to Mr. King’s relationship with CNN.

Really? What freaking cause do they have to lock his accounts for appropriately blurred photographs of email exchanges? I saw the screenshots this morning, and was excited. Lemon’s a toolbag, and I enjoy people being able to tell him that, especially when they’re as nice as Shawn (because I *know* I would not react as…

Did he actually try? It’s hard to imagine how dim he must be to not be admitted to any university whatsoever, given, y’know, that he’s a prince.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that he’s got a string of short-lived “soulmates”/impetuous relationships that didn’t work out.

Yeah, now I feel compelled to question the validity of this entire story.

I certainly hope he’s not dating an 8-year-old!

Just turned 45. Is my advanced degree going to save me?!?

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

She should just release three shitty albums of her humming along to songs in the public domain. Title them, “FUCK YOU,” “FUCK U,” and “FUCK EWE.” Her next album (on a new label) can be called, “YOU’RE COOL” and she can get out there and rock it like the boss she is. I’m missing some new Kesha in my mix.

There’s so much that’s problematic about your comment, but specifically this — “Sometimes your career is more important than being right about other things (like the sexual abuse allegations).” — that I don’t even know where to begin.