Yeah, like.... as an Apostolic Christian her faith definitely believes the Pope is going to hell. I highly doubt she’d want to meet with him, and vice versa.

Hilary Clinton: she’s just like everybody’s favourite aunt on Facebook. She likes pumpkin spice, her grand babies, and she keeps the politics light! (As opposed to everyone’s least favourite aunt who shares thinly veiled racist stories, pictures of supposedly ‘aborted’ foetuses, and the occasional milky white Jesus…

Since I have a college education in America: “Would you like fries with that?”

“FEEL THE BER....oh...wait....oops!”

“WERE YOU UNSURE ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU COULD FIRE YOUR CAMPAIGN STAFF FROM ‘08 BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT”

“ARE YOU A ROBOT”

Clintons’ being shady is nothing new. If any liberal was surprised by this, that’s their own fault for putting on the blinders.

Besides, American politics is an inherently shady enterprise, rendered all the more shady by recent Supreme Court decisions that have rendered McCain-Feingold and numerous other laws and…

I ordered a Feel the Bern mug today, and set up a monthly PayPal donation. That’s where I’m at.

Are you really confused about that?

Her personal emails aren’t the interesting bits. It’s the intersection between her job as SOS and the Clinton Foundation. Quid Pro Quo, etc.

It’s too bad she wasn’t a scientist or engineer. Because then she could have come to the U.S and worked for our government and avoided being tried for war crimes.

I an all for nailing people who aided in the commission of atrocities. However, I do wonder what the 22 year old did. Not a defense - just a question. I think of a telegraph officer as a conduit of information, not a decision maker or influencer. Not even a trigger puller. That said - I am prepared to be proven wrong.

This summer I was driving down the quasi-rural road to my house when I felt a tickle on my face. Looking in the rear view mirror I found a leggy tan spider perched, oh so delicately, on my cheek and in my long bangs. I screamed, I swerved. I frantically batted at my own face and hair and chest. I put my car in the…

Well, I know what I’m expecting on next week’s Wait Wait. I even read this with Bill Kurtis’s voice.

Me too. Lots of frightening things can happen when you’re driving, but it’s not okay to react by jumping out of your moving vehicle. It’s lucky that her son was only slightly hurt and that no one else was injured.

She could have, and nearly did, cause her own child to die. Over a spider. But, yeah, go easy on her.

Sure, but does your phobia cause you to place your child and the public in immediate danger?

This is literally my re-occurring nightmare as a child... trapped in a car thats moving and i dont know how to drive. That poor kid!

“She grounds him”