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Again, if she was paid for that post, then Casper is open to fines from the FTC. I don't doubt that it's product placement, but if they gave her money or product in exchange for an Insta or tweet and she isn't using a disclaimer, then Casper is liable and they fucked up.

I can back up her statement! As soon as I washed my hair with cola I too looked like an Amazon. I became beautiful & strong, my right breast gone to facilitate my murderous archery skills. My father Ares (duh!)gave me the most bitchen girdle. Thank you Coca-Cola. THANK YOU.

My mum says that in the 50s my aunty Dorothy used to do her hair in a big bouffant and hold it in place with sugar water, till she got chased down Dunbar High Street by a flock of bees.

Suki's so fetch.

Stop trying to make Suki Waterhouse happen. It's not going to happen.

Momma Jenner knows better than to allow them to post photos showcasing products they are not getting kickbacks from. The picture of her unfinished/undecorated house has been picked up by every tabloid outlet. The only thing of significance shown is this mattress. She is getting paid for this.

She didn't note that the post was sponsored, so either she did that on her own, or Casper is totally open to an FTC fine. Oops!

I'm 31, with a master's degree, my husband is finishing up his PhD, we have a child, and we live in a 2 bedroom apartment. The American dream is dead.

Well, clearly "good" is up for debate...

It's amazing. On paper, it is absurd. In reality, it's magic in a bottle. It is delightful and good-spirited and deftly navigates campy and political, with an emphasis on family bonds at its core. Definitely check it out, and be surprised that it's probably not at all what you assumed it was.

The show is amazing, delightful and funny, and you should definitely watch it. I don't know what show Sandytaco is watching.

You call that a pun?

I'm sorry, but isn't this the woman who just last week described Jennifer Lawrence as "crass"? Yeah, nothing screams class like a lobster on your cooter, Chloe.

Worn with matching silk lobster bib.

Alive and dangerous...

Crotchtacean: The new lingerie line from Red Lobster.

My college boyfriend gave me those

Much more entertaining

Looks up on webmd: "My fanny looks like a lobster"

Personally I don't think I'd want people associating my vagina with the smell of seafood....maybe I'm just not arty enough.