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It wasn’t THAT long ago that this happened (2009). It maybe feels a bit optimistic to think it “would not be tolerated today” - look who is effing president. I guess it’s good that Fox is firing asses for some stuff like this, but it’s sadly probably still really endemic.

I loved that they used that one ha ha, I hope everyone shares that tweet everywhere.

I’d refuse to smile for that one and do nonstop hand gestures to ruin it. (Although anyone I can think of who’d ask me to be a bridesmaid would likely do exactly the same!)

Some tour guides tell Americans not to tip so much right in restaurants (and that really pisses off servers)!

I think it was for insurance, but pretty sure not health! Maybe car?

That trailer makes me feel disappointed and I don’t even know why. Maybe it feels too “big Hollywood”? I don’t know exactly. That didn’t have the feel I expected. That could’ve been any old generic blockbuster.

I thought it was:

I’ve been told that trials cost a lot and plea deals save local and state govts money.

Maybe it’s my age but I just look at all these colors and think “upkeep looks crazy, NOPE”.

As a lifelong Dem I’m also depressed that they can’t seem to band together and do anything to be effective to get rid of this abomination. The GOP would fight dirty against anyone, even if they had nothing. If they had SOMETHING it’d be all hands on deck lets blow this mother to kingdom come! Dems don’t seem to be

I’ve heard him say some pretty sexist and racist things but people act like they are cutting edge truths somehow. I’ve never liked him.

I have three kids (and two family businesses over the years) and I believe that the kid showed their butt. She should have profusely apologised to the person and given them free stuff. Acting all outraged someone doesn’t want to see your kids a-hole is not the best way to react here.

Doesn’t snorting stuff tear up the inside of your nose if you do it enough? I’m too big a chicken. I’d be too scared I’d erode my septum away to snort any substance.

Raised “far right” maybe.

I had nightmares for years that a mogwai (or whatever it was called) fell into our local pool and then millions of those puff balls popped out of its back INTO THE WATER TOO so then they had puff balls pop out of their back and so on and so on until the whole pool was filled with gazillions of multiplying mogwais,

I’ve pushed out some kids too, as has Britney... but for Britney (and other celebs) working out etc is part of what their paid for. If I got paid to work out etc daily and had a personal chef on call I’d look a lot better than I do now!

Once Justin Long (who I didn’t even follow) tagged me in a tweet AND retweeted me! I thought, this is it! Someone fairly/kind of (?) famous retweeted me. I’m going viral! I haven’t even tried and I’m going to get a book deal from this one, sweet, accidentally AMAZING tweet...

They must be taking a cue from Prince.

Massillon, OH (“Mass-lin”) too.