I hope the film actually involves LaBeouf’s character constantly explaining his tattoos with gradually increasing levels of irritation, as they’re all reminders of a misspent youth that he’d rather not talk about. Turns out he took a nice, boring job as an IRS agent in order to save up enough money to have them all…

Honestly that said more about it then anything. I mean I enjoyed No Tomorrow but that wasn’t great television and they gave it a shot.

I love that the CW, which hardly ever has met a high-concept premise involving attractive young people that it didn’t like, gave this a quick once-over and then took a  hard pass

No F is like terrible awful.

I hope WB/DC puts him in charge of the DC Universe. First, because Disney screwed him over in favor of legit cybernazis, and I’d like to watch those Nazis choke on their ones and zeros. Second, because he’s really talented, and if DC made good movies I would line up to watch them. And third, because alt-right…

The problem here isn’t whether or not Gunn was going to be fine — he was always going to be fine — it was whether or not Disney was going to cave into the demands of neo-Nazis and they did. And they show no sign of reversing that decision, despite the fact that it’s emboldened the very same neo-Nazis to do the same to…

Besides Wonder Woman, DC needs to pretend the other movies never happened, cancel Aquaman and just start the whole thing over. It’s too tainted as this point. People gladly go back and watch Iron Man. No one’s gladly going back to rewatch the cinematic abortion known as bvs 

With both Mario brothers dead and without issue, the House of Mario is now bereft an heir. Thus, the line of succession passes to the Wa, a branch of the family that has often quarreled with the main line despite their weak claims to the seat of the main House. Now the incumbent family’s inherited domain—including…

Okay, you got me laughing when you said he was survived by his son Waluigi. Good way to start my day

Are you out of your forking mind? The Good Place is great!

“Star Trek Generations is the stupidest movie ever made. It ruined everything, and not just Star Trek movies, but everything.”

....for a new CBS All Access show

I don’t doubt that Glover’s script may have been to overtly political for Marvel’s taste, but the politics in their movies are more than subtext. Look at Black Panther’s analysis of black liberation and isolationism. Or Captain America drawing the line between true patriotism and loyalty to the government. Or the way…

My favorite “lady driver” reference this week was Lavinia’s “actually, grab your flags, I feel like driving” to her driver.

The plural of gi is gi. The plural of any Japanese word is [number] + ‘no’ +[original word]. Thus, in English, the correct plural of ninja is ninja, and the plural of katana is katana. However, while adding an ‘s’ to a Japanese word to pluralize it is technically incorrect, everyone knows what you mean when you do…

1. This show needs to be silly. It’s a silly premise. Embrace it.

In another pair of episodes packed with gags, the PayPal joke absolutely floored me. (See also: Josh’s real estate agent lying to him about being out of cannon fire range.)

Mickey Moose is the new Murder Board. Wow. Also John Lithgoat.


These two episodes were just PACKED (Pecked?) with joke upon joke and back story joke on back story joke. The entire sequence from when Dwayne reassured everyone that his mom worked around chemicals during his entire pregnancy and everything worked out…

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