What’s funny is Putin if fluent in English.

look at those pecks

Needs more video:

Man. Summer in Chicago is 900% better than summer anywhere else. There’s so much to do and you don’t have to bundle up at night.

Nah. Don’t be afraid of a man who comes off as a little gentle at first. Those guys are dying to please you the most. Tell him how you like to be licked and he’ll do it exactly how you say, or tell him to fuck your brains out and by George, he will. It’s the macho guys who think all they have to do is fuck you hard to…

“I dreamed. I dreamed of a land where everyone else is bad and nothing is my fault. And the name of this land? Jezebel”

Agreed. between the (legitimate) accusation of free feeders for the NFL, the concussion problem that is inherent to the game, and the fucked up emotional life of athletes (the hero worship and concurrent rape culture), football is toxic for both players and fans.

Chicagoans looking at this list are thinking, “Pfft, yeah, whatever.”

Voter ID cards are free too.

Since I might be about to scream and throw things because of the idiots in charge, I’ll share a fun fact related to Panama. Panama hats are actually from Ecuador, and are made from jipijapa (which is fun to say) palm.

Casanova still not the worst movie Heath Ledger was in.

I thoroughly enjoyed Troy. Fight me!

Heartbreakers with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Went to see The Brothers Bloom because it had Adrian Brody AND Mark Ruffalo in it and it ended up becoming my all time favorite movie ever. Go see it. It’s not available anywhere, but go see it.

Bedazzled. Elizabeth Hurley, wow.

Alex Dickinson enjoyed Gangs of New York. 

There’s nothing wrong with telling stories about moral ambiguity or even straight up moral turpitude. Certainly there is no need to preach at the audience. That’s why we all love Lolita and Gone With the Wind and American Psycho. But no one involved in Passengers seemed to anticipate that CP’s character’s actions,…

That happens with a lot of movies and media, especially with black characters. A writer will create a really good complex character and then somewhere along the line someone worries about how the character will be received and so they nice him up... what’s left is personality-less blob of a man that can’t justify…

Watched this for the first time long after the hype train had passed. I genuinely don’t get its appeal. But more power to the people who love it.

Yes. I’m hetero married, and maybe TMI but yeah, I defo tell the Mr if his Handy is OR isn’t making It Happen™ for me, and we continue until I reach at least one satisfaction(same for him!) FUNNY ENOUGH this approach often leads to multiples/additional romps. Communication is sexy!