Sounds like something you’d hear from groups like the Taliban.

That separation of church and state is going soooooo well.

And after words he went like this

Stereotype much?

That’s because Gen X’s gateway drug was cutting sarcasm and caffeine, before we moved onto bitter irony and heroin. Jesus. Kids today.

I’m 100% with the unions on this one. Unions provide teachers with due process and protections. The “tenure makes teachers lazy” bullshit is exactly that: bullshit. This is just another right wing attack on public education.

If you’re suggesting the only way you can get good at sex is by sleeping with older women, you’re implying that younger women are bad at sex.

Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.

yep, same thing with being hit on, women hate it because it happens at least once an hour from puberty onwards. None of the men i know have ever been told they were beautiful or hot or handsome or whatever from anyone besides their parents, so the idea of being catcalled sounds pretty nice to them. I mean if you feel…

I’ve been on this earth for 29 years and I’ve come to the conclusion that most people rather not know the truth. Despite the fact people say they want a honest partner, they want the truth when it’s convenient.

Ironically, this article just proves the puzzle clue.

You know what I wish people of both genders would give up? They should give up on assuming that people give a crap what they do in the bedroom. Oh, you stopped giving bj’s? Better write an article about it. Don’t like going down on ladies? Absolutely that’s essay fodder, we’re all so interested. I can’t imagine how…

Why couldn’t a man say, for instance, that he really likes you and gets the feeling you like him back, but, hey, he could be wrong. Then you could say you did or didn’t share his interest. And that would be that. I can’t decide what is sadder: That this is so simple, or that it’s so unlikely.

My brother and his (then) wife were already in town for our wedding. They were staying in the same hotel as my parents and my sister and all the other wedding guests. Come the wedding, though, they were a no-show and had checked out of the hotel. Asked for an explanation, he said "I forgot where the wedding was taking…