Has your wife yet deduced that you’re a deceitful illiterate?

A t-shirt I wear on dates:

I guess no more listening to the Beatles for you, then.

This is not an article. This is a series of quotes interjected with “fuck off.”

I want to go to the alternate reality where in 1990, they made a really great Wonder Woman movie starring Angela Bassett.

That’s just weird, dude.

Hudson Hawk is awesome. The end.

Ok, but peacoats are a perfectly reasonable 3-season jacket, if you live somewhere that has winter.

Your thoughts on Pulp Fiction are bad and you should feel bad.

No.

Thank you. If I had a nickel for ever time I’ve wished that Kinja had a goddamn copy editor, I’d have a big damn stack of nickels.

Hugfart.

That’s some awesome commentary on the state of this site.

Counterpoint: this is a lousy performance by Dafoe. This is what happens when a director doesn’t reign in an actor. It’s way too scene-chewy.

You’re misinterpreting. And, contrary to other commenters, there’s no jumping around in time. In the opening scene at the church, they aren’t inspired to vigilantism, they’ve already been doing it for at least a little while.

You’re misremembering, and the author of the article is misinterpreting. In the opening scene at the church, they aren’t inspired to vigilantism, they’ve already been doing it for at least a little while.

Can you explain what the author means by “cuck” in this context? It’s short for “cuckold” - Who’s having sex with Charlie’s wife? Charlie has a wife? He’s 12!

“Charlie, who we can all agree is a cuck,”

#NOTALLGUNOWNERS!

If dogs=children and dog owners=parents, I completely agree with everything you said.