Morris is supposed to be the “bad guy” of the movie. He’s an over-the-top misogynist throughout, so it only makes sense that he’d have Jerome, his henchman, dump a girl in a dumpster. That’s the point - having an asshole character do asshole things to show that he’s an asshole is, quite often, an important part of a…

“If we take care of morality, God will take care of the economy.”

1. I’m genuinely surprised at the amount of pot smoker-hate/stereotyping on this thread, and that there isn’t more commentary on the comparatively greater harm of alcohol.

What’re you, 12?

In retrospect, the older guys who are good at sex are also good at communicating and interested in other people.

Agreed! It’s very important to tell your partner what you like, and to be receptive when your partner tells you! Everybody is different in the way they get off. Many women are really nervous about communicating that to a partner until they’ve gotten more comfortable with their selves and their bodies. And, many men…

Completely emotionally stunted, as you might expect from a man who wants a woman half their age...

Nah. Older guys know what they’re doing. Especially when they’ve racked up the kind of numbers that I’m sure Leo has. Unless, of course, he’s never had to get good at it, since he can get it any time due to fame and $.

Other things that are annoying/inconsiderate/space-hoggy in urban settings and therefore deserve to have whingey articles written in condemnation of them (and the people who own them):

Also, even if we allow this woman her (false) equivalency, I’m pretty sure that animals have gender-neutral pooping places.

If Hillary ends up with the nomination and the presidency, I hope we’ll see Warren 2020!

THIS THIS THIS! If you can’t get a sitter, you don’t go to the R rated movie with your toddlers.

Said it before, I'll say it again: there's not much that's sexier than a girl who makes the first move. Thanks to the few who do!!!

“An honest man is always in trouble, Simon. Remember that.”

Late to the party; someone might have already said this, but:

Only someone who didn’t live through the 70s could consider this “magnificent.” Oh, sure it looks all kitchy-groovy, but, trust me - after not too very long, looking at that wallpaper really starts to hurt your brain. It’s like living in a clown house.

Boy, it sure looks chilly in Florida...

I don’t know how to feel about this. I really like both of these actors, but they don’t look a bit like the guys they’re playing.

Rip Taylor became an uptight Republican? (Somebody please make a gif of this asshat with a lot of fancy confetti falling all around him)

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