Oh, I am. I am!

The Tom Cruise School of Filmmaking

Could he be any less...there...for...us...?
That didn’t really work, did it?

They did the same thing when they wrote a Newswire about John Carpenter not being clear about what “elevated horror” means, sourcing an interview from...the AV Club posted a day earlier.

Can we at least bring back the anarchist assassins

what, just now?

Could he BE any more cringe?


I’m at least a week late with that “joke”, aren’t i?

The fact that he marched into twitter with an actual sink performing a stupid played out joke with a big stupid grin on his face on his very first day, stomping into a place that was basically dreading his presence as they knew he would do exactly this, is just jarring in its tone deafness.

Malleability is not necessarily an indicator of fragility.

Sci-fi premise: something something your consciousness is actually a quantum vibration that continues forever in some form once it comes into being.

I have family who worked with him a long time and never heard an unkind word. Even got me some great swag growing up, including a signed drum top by the entire band.

There’s only one thing that can bring us all back together - that sweet, sweet Laurel Canyon Sound. 

I dislike him

His eye and ear for how privileged folks move through the world continue to be unmatched

No. Just stop it.

In light of this episode’s almost unparalleled take on the Disney corporate cultural machine, The Disney Version: The Life, Times, Art and Commerce of Walt Disney is an equally unique book I came across many years ago for anyone looking to get the real lowdown (some would say in every sense, also low down) on Walt,…

That quick reference to the Easy Cheese-obsessed Bobby Zimmeruski (Pauly Shore) was hilarious. This episode was a stroke of pure genius. I laughed. I cried. I danced to the credits.

It was. What will really trip you out is I can’t find anything about the the real Thomas Washington online. It’s like they erased him.  You can find dinosaur bones online.

In the 90's, making fun of Keanu Reeves’ monotone acting style was just as permissible as making fun of Carrot Top or Joe Piscopo is now (and was, frankly, then as well). So I can see how Perry, whose brain is probably forever stuck in the 90's, came up with that reference. Doesn’t make it right, but technically it…

In a new profile with GQ, Perry reflects on being someone who has not lost their life to the tragedies of addiction.