So is Lea Michele racist or not? 

Now I kinda want to do steroids. 

We’ve talked about airing your bondage fantasies in public. I’ve been very supportive of you doing so.

Wait, CHRIS PRATT is voicing Mario? Does this not concern anyone?! 

Geez, spoilers much, some of us are stuck on Phase Two here. 

They are what the French call "les incompetents."

Okay, let’s say I’m a showrunner and am starting a new show. I decide to cast, oh, say, one Michael Chiklis, aka Vic Mackey, also known as the motherfucking Commish. Now since I’m an abusive, mean person, soon I have a debilitating neck injury...why?

James Cameron needs to keep Thanos' name out of his mouth. 

Never a bad time for a Star Trek VI deep cut

Don't Worry, Darling. 

You know what they've been saying, though. Never bet against FilthyWhore. 

Well, that’s the one thing you’ve got.

Boyd Crowder would like to have five words where one would do. 

SIIIIMMMMMMS

Yeah, I’ll bow out of the “should we include politics” debate. You’re right, I haven’t been exposed to Alley’s political expressions over the last ten years. So I’ll accept the politics belong.

Yeah, the Friars Club thing was pretty rough. He seems to understand it was wrong in the interviews I’ve seen that mention it, though. I don’t know.

Everyone ends up in the Klingon afterlife, because their afterlife is cool (if derivative) and other...what's the plural of afterlife? Afterlives? Other afterlives suck. I don't want to hang out with Q rehashing my greatest mistakes or live in a fucking wormhole. 

Gene Roddenberry just performed an Olympic gymnast's routine in his grave reading that.