I feel like every straight woman, gay man, and potentially billions in between appended "but he's so pretty" after that sentence. 

Ringo was easily the best actor in that band he was in. Not the All-Stars, the other one. 

This is all very strange and unsettling. Suffice it to say, some things aren't ripe for parody. Like child porn. 

The only character that’s ever laugh out loud funny is Ava, and I really wish they hadn’t tried to humanize her so quickly in the first season. They rushed through a lot of character arcs in the first season, honestly. Maybe that’s good, and they’re trying to take the show in uncharted directions in S2. But I think…

I didn’t see anything in the first season that struck me as overwhelmingly original or creative. You’ve got your Jim and Pam storyline, you’ve got your weird Creed Bratton character, you’ve even got your obliviously stupid boss with a secret heart of gold. I’m surprised this show got an Emmy for writing...ugh, no. I’m…

Also, the idea that James Bond is not a real person completely screws up the James Bond Jr. franchise.

It's a-me! James-a Bond! 

They'd still piss and moan about a Black James Bond too. "Why are they putting politics into a franchise about international intrigue? It makes no sense! Just write a story about a small case b-lack spy and I'll definitely go see it! Totally!" 

Although I couldn’t get behind the idea of a redemption arc for Space Hitler, Yeoh was one of the best things about Star Trek: Discovery during her time on the show. And she was great in that movie with the long title. So she should win. 

I think you're all forgetting about a scrappy little film called Don't Worry Darling! #OscarsSoWilde, am I right? 

Now that's a user name right there. 

It all falls under the "Sexy Dance Fighting" umbrella. 

“Luke, with great power comes great responsibility. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit to Anchorhead and have its memory erased."

I only have one note. At all times, every character needs to be asking, “Where’s Ahsoka?”

Would you ask Tom Petty about rights issues??! 

Was Lorne Michaels like, “let’s kick off the season with the least appealing, most unlikable actor in the universe as host?” Because Miles Teller is literally the least appealing, most unlikeable actor in the universe. 

Is having cancerAIDS in your name passe? Ooh, how about cancelAIDS? Timely! 

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