Midichlorians are no joke. 

Well, it’s either that or they have an AV Club Andor Week. All Andor, all the time. 

Ben Savage was such an unappealing lead I could never get into it. The show should have been about his friend. Or his older brother. 

No problem, Guardian.

I don't want to live in a world without "Fantasy."

Careful, they’re carnivorous.

Thank God, now I can stop lying in bed awake every night. 

Honestly. Just do cocaine. It's easier and most drug dealers are pretty trustworthy. 

It's a perfectly cromulent designation. 

That makes sense. No, I definitely didn't see it in theaters. Not interested. 

I couldn’t finish it, it was that bad. Terminator 2 was a pretty fantastic concept, but it was relatable. We’ve all worried about killer robots from the future. But Avatar was just so...soulless. Unrelatable. It felt like a movie an AI programmed to create a blockbuster would create. 

I can’t keep up with all the Mariah Carey lore there is out there. I just want to get to the endgame and collect all the gear with a minimum of grinding and no microtransactions. If anyone wants to run Glitter Raids with me, hit me up on X-Box Live. 

I can't remember what it tasted like, I just remember I hated it. But it pairs well with repeated viewings of Hackers. 

I'll have to take a look next time I go into a fast food place. I haven't really done that since COVID. 

Like anyone doesn't know Slate is left-leaning

I miss Donna Bowman. 

It's a pretty big one. 

Does Paul Reiser ever let us down? 

Ugh, Jolt. So effing gross. I hated when that shit was popular. Tasted like wet, puckered asshole.

I’ll be a rock ‘n’ rollin’ bitch for any of you. Also, I'm an alligator!