It's corny as hell, but the space heater joke gets me every time. 

*JK Rowling angrily unfollows Halle Berry*

8Oh yeah, Jimmy’s ready. Check Jimmy out. Jimmy’s got some new moves.

No, child, no! 

A cogent point indeed. 

Best two out of three. 

I just started the Talking Sopranos podcast with Michael Imperioli and Steve Schirripa. It’s interesting, but Schirripa is just so loud and the guy is a serial interrupter. I'm only a few episodes in, hopefully he calms down. 

That fucking sucks. Fuck this disease. Fuck Trump. 

I know. I keep telling myself, never go full recognitions.

I'm trying to encourage conversation! Through vulgarity! 

Greek yogurt is gross. But otherwise I'm with you. 

Rest in peace, way to break the 100 year mark.

Mr. Beat Up Lin-Manuel Miranda, thank you. 

That's interesting. I don't know if I could sit through the same play twice, though. Three hours is a slog. But then again, I'm an uncultured simpleton who can't even carry a tune. Great hearing, though. 

Their Saturn returns?

I think people are getting way too sensitive on Ms. Larson’s behalf. I’m sure they mean well, but not every less-than-glowing comment is a sexist attack on her person.

Thanks, everyone's racist uncle at Thanksgiving! 

Don't sass me, Boothby

There needs to be more opportunities for MOC in casting. It ain’t easy being green.

You'd think releasing an original cast feature film (once the original cast was leaving) would be a huge boon to pretty much everyone involved in a Broadway production. Strange this isn't SOP.