Klobuchar 2020: I WILL Turn This Car Around. 

Perhaps you’re right. Perhaps your Internet history is completely free of Sanders mudslinging or support of same. I guess I’ll just have to take your word for it.

There shouldn't be any legislation on anyone's body, period. 

Also “not going to win the nomination”

Says the person who presumably has no issue with slinging mud onto Bernie. 

Somehow, in some way, Bernie and/or his supporters are doing something nefarious to offset this hilarious bon mot! They must be stopped! 

Um maybe you’re forgetting a little cult classic called THE POSTMAN?!?! 

Makes life significantly easier, wouldn't you say? 

I was under the impression the Joker score was just comprised of incel giggles and guffaws. 

We all know the thought process taking place here.

I once had a dream that Timothy Olyphant took me out to a shooting range. We had a great day. I won't hear anything bad against the man. 

*obligatory “Us” was robbed despite kind of sucking post*

Peter Thiel, man, Peter Thiel happened. 

The last batch of hypersensitive children spun off onto the Avocado, I believe. 

Remember when the AV Club would have like 500 comments for an article like this by now? 

In the end, it doesn't even matter. 

Jake?! 

You're just putting a band-aid over your real problems. Need a kleenex? 

I think Elaine would get cancelled if she tried to get a guy to switch teams today.

Well, Susan...