But it’s great to see the Chili’s and Papa Johns of the world flail around for excuses for their falling sales. It’s the disrespectful athletes, it’s the millenials and their food elitism and avocado toast. No, your product is just inferior.

Don’t forget his whole “we’re gonna have to raise our prices” shtick was the same year he gave a crap-load (heh) of pizzas away for free.

And he actually dropped his prices quite a bit for basically the last half decade in a price war with Pizza Hut and Domino’s.

Let’s be real, Rich Hill would probably crank bombs off of you if you pitched to him today.

I never understood how the guy could just have the complete run of the White House. Fine, he’s their “speechwriter.” Doesn’t mean he gets to wait in the First Lady’s room all day waiting to be SPOILERS eventually killed by her and disposed of.

The scene where he admits to Frank that he secretly misses sucking dick for cash on the street, but he can’t anymore because he’s too famous as a video game critic, is where the show lost me for good.

He was only entertaining when I imagined his Boardwalk Empire character in the scenes.

No, I grew to hate his dumb hangdog face and general demeanour. Every moment he was on screen pissed me off.

To keep with your use of humours: a car with quirks keeps me sanguine about the whole driving experience, but then again I buy cars with ‘too-stiff’ suspension and too much noise in the passenger compartment.

As a soccer - well, not anti-fan but more of an agnostic these days - I fact checked that “half the world’s population” claim and by golly it appears to check out. Worldwide viewer ship is about 3.5 billion (which likely doesn’t capture all “fans”). Worldwide population is 7.6 billion. Close enough for me, mate.…

That was truly incredible to Widnes

Sound Deadening material from eBay may help

Would you say he’s out of tshape?

Context: I like Stan but he pulled a fast one, limping his way across the court, as a distraction and he wasn’t injured. hence Mirka heckled him. Neither were in the right.

I love this idiot and I don’t give a shit if he sucks.

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

When your one year old Subie is burning a quart of oil every 270 miles, that reasoning doesn’t work, nor does it when the same faulty cheapout $200 power window regulator design (VW) is used for years without improving the 2cent plastic part that fails over and over. Nor Takata switching to unstable ammonium nitrate…

“Let’s get ready to stuuuuuuuuuuuuumble!”

My local Trader Joe’s is located in the downtown of a snobby wealthy suburb. Watching A-type housewives whose husbands are out conquering the world of finance trying to park their Escalades out front is always good for a few laughs.

The easiest way to be certain is to look at the driver. If he looked like this, it’s a Corvette.