They were only ‘already’ in the driver’s seat if you are assuming they were going to win the game, which they wouldn’t have done without Vinny’s goal. Had it finished 0-0, Liverpool would be a point ahead and in control of the title race. 

Excellent point.

He’s no hero; he left the front-end lift up.

The headline is a little misleading. This win does more than just keep City’s hopes alive; it puts them in the driver’s seat, controlling their own destiny. Their hopes also would’ve remained alive even if they hadn’t won, as your very first sentence acknowledges. Is this one of those cases where someone else wrote…

“Nice car. What does one of those retail for?

“with only an overmatched Hugo Lloris standing between him and a crucial away goal”

I’m fascinated by these replicas of absolute classics that change them *just* enough to make them horrible. You’d think that wouldn’t be so easy, when you’re starting with a classic design, but this thing? The Fiberfab Valkyrie? The Laser 917? Bravo, gents. 

There’s a huge field along Edwards Mill Road in Raleigh which suddenly filled up with new-looking cars a few months ago. Hundreds of them, out of nowhere. I wondered if it was something like this, a bunch of unsold 2018 (or 17) models...

I don’t think more injuries to the Canes is the answer for the Isles. Carolina can just keep calling up young guys or journeymen, doesn’t matter; that’s almost their entire roster anyway. They make it work.

Why is the first comment always the best?

I’ve never had this problem in my life. An off-the-rack shirt from HM looks perfectly normal untucked. It’ll fall apart in six months, but the fit is fine.

Yeah sucks for the Caps. Especially now.

What they’ve done is invented a problem, then presented their product as the solution. It’s kind of genius. Their shirts aren’t bad by any means, but you’re right; unless your proportions are exceptionally strange, you can find any number of slim-fit shirts that look fine not tucked in. Some of their commercials are…

I have a dumb guy question: since this is proceeding to trial, I have to assume he pleaded not guilty, while at the same time sought to have the video of him clearly engaging in soliciting prostitution blocked. Isn’t he clearly guilty of soliciting prostituion? What’s his end game here? Are they claiming the sting was…

You capitalized ‘Trump’ in ‘trump card.’ Shaking my damn head, Barry.

But they *don’t* actually think their superstitions affect the game. Is your entire premise based on this? They’re not idiots; they don’t actually believe in magic. They are managing nerves and stress with harmless distractions as a way to feel like they have control over an environment with a lot of uncontrollable…

“Obviously, putting your left glove on before your right doesn’t actually change how those gloves work, but if that’s what you’re thinking about as the puck is coming towards you for a one-timer, it has an effect on the game.”

While we’re at it, we can tell them their superstitions have no effect on the outcome of the game, which....they don’t.

All those people you named are pieces of shit.

NARPs playing contact sports? What could go wrong?