Just call it: T34 Sport.

You know exactly that this would actually sell to a few people.

The HHR is a car I like. Good design, capable NA engines and a low price tag. Honest car. In Germany, the HHR was offered for just a year. Few of them are around and people just ignore this car. I don't get it...

I love this angle on the door frame and that the roof is mostly a plane surface. Surely, this car doesn't look like just another piece of soap.

Glossy plastics look really bad in my eyes and don't seem to age as well as other surfaces. Apart from that, it's quite nice.

The C4 coupé is a beauty.

Amazing photo!

Making rear-view visibility worse.

Indeed it is.

Now that's a thing.

Yes, Hummer had an extreme image that tipped over and crushed it beneath. These cars were sold in Europe to... A few years later, almost nobody would want to be caught dead in it.

Plus, which Lancer would you rather own? The boring old sedan or the super-useful Sportback wagon? This one is clearly the superior choice when it comes to Lancers, even if it starts at a mind-blowing $18,595 and your money is almost certainly better spent on something else.

It's goddamn ugly, that's why.

It was in these movies? And seriously, enough regular, non-car-guy people have watched them to tell that there were Volvos?

Sssshhhffffwwwhat? You guys blew off the S80? Come on, you're breaking my heart over here. So what if it's almost old enough to buy cigarettes now, or that the sweet Yamaha-sourced V8 has been discontinued? This is a great luxury sedan! It even has an inline six in regular and turbo flavors. It's super safe, too.

Like the Hummer's.

A mathematician, I see.

Must be one of the best ways to get barred from a dealership.

He was hungry, so it must be totally understandable to smash up a gas station and steal a banana. What else could he have done about it.

Sounds like a very bad day, I feel sorry for you.