He might need them.

Totally changes the intended meaning of MOPAR... Moog ovre Plodge appodging rapittay

Mark Zuckerberg might have enough money to fix a Citroën XM to the point where it doesn't constantly break some old stupid and weak electronics.

I love Jalopnik.

A W16 is supposedly longer than a W12, so you wouldn't be able to quite close the hatch door ever again. Sounds good.

I do endorse the usage of gif imagery as long as this high level of quality can and will be maintained.

Greenpeace claw of revenge?

So, get used to Taco Bell ads in your car.

And suddenly, LADA four-banger.

Holy cow.

Where do you live?

You suppose these yank tanks were in good condition.

I like it. Even look better than the trite stock Nissan to me.

Does it really need a 5.4MB gif on the frontpage? Bad form there.

Those fucking taillights

The X6M. Those rims. This paintjob, Front and side parking assist. Screw you, BMW, just -

Is there an option to make the roof stay like this when driving? Wouldn't even make this thing look dumber, as it's already on an unmeasurable imbecile level.

Well, if you're a bit old-fashioned, get one while you can!

I see your DS, knowing that all of Jalopnik land will agree with you, yet I raise you the Citroën CX, a car that is chronically underrated. If the DS is a dramatic goddess, the CX shall be the silent scientist/engineer.