apollofire
Dr. Programmer, Esquire
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I suddenly have a mental picture of Donald Trump as a judge *shudders*

Guerrilla was easily the best game in the franchise IMO. Armageddon should have been called Red Faction: Call of Duty :/

The only things that should stay in your lair are gold coins and captured spies.

I’ve dealt with similar people asking why as a guy I would ever considering a playing a game with a female protagonist (or choose a female protagonist when there is an option). They never seem to understand that putting oneself into another prospective is actually a GOOD thing. :/

Ok, there are some good Chuck Norris movies, not all of them suck.

Use the phrase dudebros for the bad dudes.

To make it clear that the “dudes” I’m talking about are not chill like The Dude, I like to use the phrase dudebros. Never had any confused by that that I know of.

Don’t get me wrong, its a lovely place to visit and is home to lovely people, you just don’t want to live there.

Some of the early Sandler stuff was Samberg good. The last 7-8 years though? Not so much.

Bing, the only thing that could make living in Binghamton worse! (yes, I did grow up there, why do you ask?)

Icemen or bust

I mean, its fitting considering the ecological disaster they’re “trying to clean up” for the games.

I’m getting more and more hyped for a movie that hasn’t even been filmed yet. Is it 2018 yet?

Well, considering most of that movie is more stupid than funny, its not a high bar....

I’m sure Tzeentch could remove your need for sleep, and would only require your........... devotion.

Better AI, better diplomacy, better religion.....

Did anyone else feel a bit of deja vu when Iron Man’s AI pulled the same “Analyse and Defeat” schtick as RDJ’s Sherlock?

Its the grape flavor white lightning that’ll really get’cha!

Things like Age, Gender, and more recently, Sexual Orientation.

If the person who eventually helped her was Muslim, we’d have a modern retelling of The Good Samaritan.