Not posting that on oppo, I meant that I was going to paste some obscene images directly onto the lenses of traffic cameras. Do you get it now? Damn you are as dumb as a pair of planks.

I was just gonna paste on a picture of something very obscene, like goatse....

I would have been thoroughly impressed if he had pulled that off.

Leathers can make a fall like that surprisingly comfy.

I worked out a wonderful technique which I have employed a few times in the past few years.........reach back and cover the tag with your hand, sweet as the punch. (only works on motorcycles)

Morris Oxford?

+20

i will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.

Anyone else see a resemblance to David Carridine?

People seem to be forgetting that this is indeed a dying breed. Full size body on frame V8 powered rear wheel drive cars with a ton of performance potential usually peg the want-o-meter. In this case the car ain't all that pretty, but she's all there, begging to have the awesome inside brought to the surface. I can't…

Yes? I hear you have a sign for me?

You ain't the only one.

Aught-six? I like the cut of your jib.

Where are my royalty checks?

The 540 six speed is probably a better car overall, with more useable power delivery, people just go all gooey for the M badge, so it often goes overlooked, get one now before all the fanboi's find out.

I just want to buy it and make it drive-able. I kan haz?

A '91 Geo Metro achieved 53mpg, and was still reasonably engaging to drive. The Prius, not so much. You are very much correct in pointing out that it doesn't belong on this list however. Carry on...

Haha , polishing a turd. I see what you did there. Zing! Tp cruiser, Pt loser, etc.

How 'bout Bayerische Moteren Werkes.?

In modern parlance, the bmw e30 was a favorite of the Jamaican street gangs(Shower Posse etc.) in New York, circa late 80's. Thus creating Nicknames such as;