An internist is in an elevator and as the doors are closing he hears someone yell “hold the elevator!” so he sticks out his hand to activate the sensor and the doors open up. A surgeon runs in and is shocked. “Thanks, but I would never do that! My hands are my life! I could never risk them.”

Also, that leaves a great opening for a reunion episode no one asked for, and then four new seasons on Hulu+ beginning in 2030, a movie, and then a reboot in 2048 followed by three TikTokChannelSUPERMAX “shorties” in 2056 - whatever a shortie is but I have no idea because I’ll be dead by then.

Unfortunately, the northern Georgia electorate that gave her this platform appears to be mostly comprised of people who are also as thick as pig shit. I wish I could count on her and her cuntery being a 1-term shitshow, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she held her seat for awhile, considering the trajectories of politic…

In fairness to Fred Thompson, he was already a Republical lawyer/lobbyist/political operative before he did any acting. Screw him all-in-all but he had bona fides, technically speaking. Next to him, Mehmet is a charlatan. But that’s true whomever he’s next to

No it’s not, Greene is like someone took a generic NPC model from an unreal 3 game, made a real life clone of it, and for a personality injected 50ccs of combined 8Chan and Twitter.

I’m glad they’re wrapping this up soon. After the season finale when Kevin literally f**ked himself, I felt there wasn’t anywhere else for this show to go.

Protip:  It’s not just Florida. 

The system is working as intended. 

I guess Crenshawn never heard that old adage to be nice to the people who helped you on your way up because you’ll have to see them again if you crash. I think Issa is learning more about the kind of work she has chosen and, like all of us eventually, realizes that it’s a lot more difficult than it looks: Issa just…

The dude jerked off. Please go find me some pearls to clutch. Real happy that we lost one of the most unique comedic voices for about 15 years; and in exchange we got some stale dick jokes. Totally fair trade.

If its not recorded its s lie. Officers lie so much its not even funny.

Gee. It takes longer to get comment, “pending approval” at AVClub, than it does for a murderous Matt Caldwell to get approval for an assault rifle by the FBI.

Best Clancy Brown, villain performance:

Did you notice she looked allot like Deb IMO

I just wanna know a) where were Matthew’s hunting buddies when he shot the deer? You KNOW he would have been out there with his “bros” to show off his new hunting rifle! And b) how the hell did Dexter lug his body back to his home without leaving a trail of blood and drag marks? From what we saw of his running to…

Can we add a new trope to the list of fucking exhausting TV/movie tropes? Like the one where a cop pulls over our protagonist and we’re supposed to be thinking that he might be in some trouble only to find out WHOA, THEY’RE DATING??? WHAT??? NO WAY!!! WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS TWIST COMING EVEN THOUGH IT’S…

He also had an ongoing method of bulk-buying M99 tranquilizers under the name “Patrick Bateman”.

You know who else has a Batman suit? Batman.

Yeah, I’m gonna agree with Butter Battle Pacifist that Popeye’s is easily the worst. I still go semi-weekly because I love the chicken sandwich, but my wife refuses to go through their drive thru anymore to pick up food for us. The other day I ordered some through Doordash and the driver had to call me from the drive…

Nah, that goes to Popeye’s. I can’t believe every Popeye’s hasn’t spontaneously exploded because of how little anyone there knows what the fuck is going on. I’ve worked several drive-thru chain places, and I’m baffled by how badly every Popeye’s I’ve ever been to is run.