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You come off like a person who has never interacted with human beings in the real world. If you’ve truly never been in a situation where someone flipped out at you, or had an outsized hostile reaction to you, uhh, congratulations? The rest of us have learned to navigate the world without matching heat for heat every

It’s not meant to be funny. It’s an accurate assessment of the situation. But, rest assured, we all find you wildly funny.

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That doesn’t surprise me. Have you seen the trailer for this insanely embarrassing vanity project?

Israelis don’t own the word “concentration camp,” nor how it’s applied.

Spill the beans, Matis...

It seems so shortsighted to be shitty to staff. Not only because it’s wrong, but it’ll bite you in the ass.

I hate that saying. It should be, “there’s a special place in Hell for Madeline Albright.” Liberal “feminism” is a cancer.

I don’t doubt that because from afar she seems like a high-maintenance pill. But was there something specific?

I loved the Barbie movie but I find Billie Eilish incredibly boring. I’d rather Ryan Gosling win. At least he sang with conviction, instead of mumbling and doing a forced warble.

Lots of media straddle do it for money and advocacy.

Thanks for letting me know that you don’t feel entitled to make demands of the editorial direction of Jezebel—no one else does, either—and that they don’t work for you. I was confused about that.

Well, things that are “helpful” to “building a movement” include “keep[ing] people informed”, right?

I don’t believe they are. Why don’t you explain to me how they contradict one another.

A pop culture blog isn’t “building a movement.” 

I don’t get the editorial direction of revived Jezebel.

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A pop culture blog posting a story about actor Barry Keoghan (an Irishman!) shaking his tushy in a film, is not why women in the United States(!) lost their right to federally protected healthcare. The wheels had been set into motion for decades, long before that tushy saw daylight. And furthermore, writing articles

I mean, fine, but the movie is exploitative and gross. That’s kind of the whole point. He’s a line-stepping murderer who finally, after years of planning, gets to take his victory lap. I was quietly chuckling during that scene. It was campy and over-the-top. I had a great time.

It’s so strange because I thought it was about freedom. The freedom to do what, I guess we’ll never know. Except where they told us. In plain text.

The Constitution of the Confederate States makes their position on slavery pretty clear. As a proud Southerner she knows that.