Picking and choosing quotes. Why not paste the full quote that was listed in the article you linked:

So murder-suicide crossed your mind, too?

The idea of him getting fillers and botox to prepare his waxy face for this special, only to tell the same jokes that any idiot at a sports bar has told, is pretty funny to me.

This is Eve Fartlow levels of stupidity.

Greenblatt is such a turd. Sucking up to Elon Musk after he pushed “great replacement theory” talking points on Twitter. When the people on your side are Elon Musk, it’s time to rethink everything.

The Solo Stove is great for people who have too much money and don’t split their own firewood. Has anyone here looked into buying one? The log size they recommend is tiny. If you build a fire with dry wood, that is given enough time to get hot, it will be smokeless.

So what you’re saying is Jerry isn’t the only pervert featured in the episode?

This you?

It was a good run. This sucks.

Because it’s contested land. Because there is no such thing as an “Iron Dome.” Because it took the better part of a day for IDF forces to arrive. And there’s some question as to whether IDF mistakenly killed Israelis as they were firing at Hamas. This was a massive national security failure. To be clear, I’m anti-war.…

“Thin Blue Linecore” — Thanks, I’m stealing this.

Oh, I completely agree. These are intentionally soft targets.

Why the fuck was a music festival placed right next to the border?

“America is a lot more roomy since those pesky Native Americans died.” — Also WompWhomp.

The stats don’t lie. The greatest threat to a family member is the gun oner, the wife is especially at risk.

I think most people knew that Elvis was a pervert before Sofia Coppola directed a movie about it.

Elvis and Jerry Lee Lewis have always been pervy. They got shit for it at the time. None of this is new ground.

Then you should kill yourself. You are the greatest threat to your family.

Oh I’m not disagreeing with you. But I don’t think company leadership thinks long term, they only care about the next quarter. IMO, CEOs and other executives are all morons because the role doesn’t really require intelligence. They just have to sit at wheel of a very large, very heavy ship. As soon as the Executive…