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Yeah, I found that account earlier today. I was so confused. It’s weird how much time a person spends trolling on this site. Rather than making connections, they fling turds. Very strange. Anyway, for the curious, there’s “dudebra” and there’s “dudebraa.” When in doubt, check the profile URL.

You’re already ungreyed on this comment so I’ll bite: What the hell happened to you? Your comments seem very different from comments you made less than year ago. You’re a Republican now? Do your liberal values end at any conversation challenging the gender binary? You’re a man but you keep referencing women’s rights.

This is the kind of messiness fraternities and sororities deserve. Colleges sanctioning exclusive clubs based on pee-pees and wee-wees is incredibly stupid. Maybe these kinds of questions will bring about the end of this pointless institution.

If you can’t lift a bag over your head you shouldn’t be using the overhead compartment. Check your bag.

Ron DeSantis is running. I think we’re well into the danger zone. 

Ron DeSantis is running. I think we’re well into the danger zone. 

All of them look like their father. Hard pass.

I loved mother! I was cackling in the mostly empty theater. When God threw the baby Jesus into the crowd I lost my shit. Loved horny Adam & Eve. Loved the claustrophobic pacing. Loved how careless God was. I should watch it again to see if it holds up to my memory.

Is cluster B a mental illness? To me a mental illness is something that can be treated. I don’t think there’s a pill or a nutritional/sleep/sobriety plan that can fix a fundamentally broken person. They have to decide to stop being anti-social, which is very hard to do. We have to endure their one-man show and try to

I hope he does. Let the GOP tear itself apart. On the one hand, he says a lot of what they think. On the other, they’ll have to defend Kanye Fucking West. The cognitive dissonance will be delicious.

So podcasts (the media platform she was on when she made her comments, which were part of a broader incoherent rant [which the article explains in detail!]), Facebook, Twitter, this fucking comments section, you talking to strangers on the bus who are trying to ignore you, are all places where speech is horribly

Comedians are self-serious cry babies. It’s incredibly stupid that grown adults get to complain this much about being shitty at their jobs.

May his death be slow and painful.

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I’m so sorry that happened to you. I hope you got justice. And if not justice, I hope you’ve had therapy to process what you went through.

I work adjacent to academia and one of my good friends interacts with young college students. So I hear a lot of stories. I chortled at the joke about helicopter parents. I guess I’m going to hell.

This is a hilarious way to waste one’s life while simultaneously having a direct hand in ending your spouse’s.

holy fuck! Take your damn star!

Not saying you’re wrong, but that’s depressing that the court of public opinion can be swayed so easily. Like, treating a criminal charge as a dramatic movie or TV show.

The prosecution chose to press charges based on the evidence presented. I’m not a lawyer but it seems like if he’s innocent wouldn’t he want to present that evidence in the hopes the prosecution would drop the charges? Seems like he’s going to go through a lot of extra time and expense to hold onto evidence that could