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The fact that the PR team didn’t shield him from his own self-inflicted Streisand Effect is very funny to me.

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I’m genuinely curious how much “fuck you money” she demanded from them. Good for her. And she has a great voice:

Getting knocked out happens when your opponent has a lock and you refuse to tap. So yeah, I absolutely believe he passed out. 

That person is a troll. But thanks for the legal explanation. 

Or that he would talk to someone unprompted. 

You might be onto something...

I get that, but there’s a difference between feeling bad for Shiv’s guarded behavior around her mom and yas queening her as a girlboss.

Thank you! I appreciate it, but I don’t like it, like it. Mostly it’s funny to me that so many people feel bad for characters who wouldn’t piss on any one of us if we were on fire. The AV Club comment section is wild. It’s not clear to me that they understand that these characters are terrible people. But people think

The fentanyl police hysteria would be a lot funnier if it wasn’t wrapped up on our completely bassackwards war on drugs.

As a cat lady, I don’t get that. I can’t wait to get past the kitten stage. I mean, they are cute and all, but they are complete bastards until about 2 years old.

I love you. Keep it up.

Astronomy is my favorite “Metallica” song. 

The sanctimony is the point. The torture is just a bonus.

That person thinks there’s a grand conspiracy of politically correct blue haired university activists pulling the strings behind every pop culture discussion ever. But to your point, it’s worth discussing that this is happening (1 in 4 initiating rough sex without discussing up front), informing people that it’s a

I’m a woman. Read my comment again. I’m calling out the people excusing murder. Even if “feeling threatened” is the excuse (it’s not), there are ways to restrain a person without killing them.

Hey, racist fuck dicks: Anyone with any basic martial arts training knows that a decent choke hold can cause someone to pass out in less than a minute. But, and this is important for your racist shitbags, you probably won’t kill them in that minute. They will pass out and be rendered helpless. That gives you time to

I don’t flaunt my happy, 19-year (and counting) marriage to put other people down. Unless they are soon-to-be divorced conservatives. They can eat shit.

So you’re saying it’s Mancow.

Was it Mancow? ;) 

I think brands are doing that on their own. They want to seem hip and in touch. No one is picketing Dior and demanding they make a statement about feminism. But if they go out of their way to do that and hire Depp, it’s worth mentioning the hypocrisy. And of course they are hypocritical, they are corporations. But