Why? Why does my asshole need to be as clean as my hands? I don’t use my asshole to brush my teeth or get a lash out of my eye. Take a shower and stop obsessing about your asshole. It’s fine. 

But you don’t want your asshole to be too clean, either. That welcomes opportunistic infection. Same with the vagina. I really think the bidet people are obsessed with having a squeaky clean asshole. It’s an asshole. Poop comes out of there. Clean it regularly in the shower and you’ll be fine.

I don’t touch doorknobs with my asshole.

I lose nothing. I am not one of your patients marks.

I BOUGHT TICKETS! To my metro area. Not for a grand a piece, but not far off! I couldn’t help myself. Yay!

And you’re missing my point. His wealth could have easily bought him the surgery and the recovery and as much comfort as he could afford during the two. If your example was a super rich person with incurable brain cancer, then your quote would make sense. But jobs killed himself with his own hubris. Poorer people do…

“Ask Steve Jobs: Wealth don’t buy health...”

No way! Thanks for the heads up. I didn’t realize their voices were that similar (maybe once you know who sings it you can’t “unhear it”), but now I know I should look at the production notes more closely.

Hey wait! Don’t go, we haven’t even gotten to vaccines yet!

She’s an oblivious dipshit. Here she is almost killing her daughter with a school bus: https://www.tmz.com/watch/0-v65rt1po/

Dang! I hope you dance your ass off, having a great time.

“Home” might be my absolute favorite of theirs. Dave Gahan’s voice is absolutely heartbreaking in that song.

Don’t reply to the Dr. Emilio Lizardo parody account (hover your pointer over their username, you’ll see the URL goes to a different account). They are a documented troll.

Yes, my schadenfreude at his slow, unnecessarily early death meant he was my idol. Maybe you can go to a reiki healer to shake and writhe over you to heal your sarcasm bone. But as you say, “in that scenario acceptance is sometimes the best solution.”

steve went to psychics and other stuff because his doctors had nothing for him.

Doctors have to deal with quacks and patients that believe in quackery. And doctors aren’t above falling for quackery. Also the supplements, complimentary and alternative medicine lobby (aka SCAM) has worked for decades to wedge its way into the medical community, seeding doubt amongst us regular people, and using the…

Your behavior is disgusting in real life. My conscience can handle telling off a fraud. If I go first, I guarantee you my friend who survived myocarditis will come to my funeral. Practicing medicine without a license is not only illegal (although I bet you’re savvy enough to skirt the law), it’s immoral. Your…

When these people complain about “Big Pharma” they are really complaining about capitalism. If drug patents didn’t exist, you’d see less price gouging. But these people also profit off consumers’ suspicion of medicine. It’s a symbiotic relationship. They need “Big Pharma” so they can pretend to be the alternative.

I read the title of this article thinking the criticism might be coming from Muslim Indians because of the film itself. Instead I got to read a lot of “white grievance” comments. Entertaining, but a bit predictable.

It’s a film about colonialism. The two main characters crashed a party at a colonist’s house.