Which butt? Megan’s, Machine’s, or is this an overall rating of both butts?

It’s amuses me that people close to my age, with children, act like this.

Based on what people said in the replies above, depending on the state they can share custody. But at the same time, if someone was assuming they were the biological father and that turned out to be a lie, I don’t think we can fault them for leaving. People have all kinds of reasons for becoming a parent. Just look at…

It seems like birth certificates are more like dream boards than an honest account of what occurred, which could have huge unintended consequences for the child. Legislators should probably do something about that.

Bro, I heard your mom is hella ugly.

I wish women could see how privileged they are.

Whoopsiedoodle.

Ssh! Let him believe us antifa-super soldiers are ready to pounce on him this very second.

I consider myself a member of the extreme left. We didn’t invent trans people. We’re too busy bullying grade school principals into allowing litter boxes for the furries and dying women’s hair blue. At least get your facts straight, sheesh.

Weird, loser dicks march into nightclubs and shoot people. What the fuck are you talking about?

Thank you. It means a lot coming from you.

I don’t know why some people are obsessed with being perceived as “unbiased.” It makes me think that person is very gullible and falls for a lot of bad logic. It’s okay to have values and express them. At least you know where people stand and if they are a waste of your time.

typo: not birth parent, I meant bio parent.

“Do black people have a right to exist in America? We interviewed two white supremacists in rural PA and they had a lot of nice things to say.” — NYT

Related: I gave up on NPR when they interviewed John Kelly about undocumented children and the interviewer didn’t give any pushback on what he was saying. Might as well be a court stenographer at that point.

You’re focusing on this being a gay couple and ignoring this is a non-birth parent situation. If I was not a birth parent I would want to ensure my rights. It’s also common for heterosexual couples to adopt their step children. Or for both spouses in a marriage to adopt their child, not just one parent. Chill.

NYT Pitchbot continues to get it right:

I think what I’m learning from some of the replies is that it’s not all that cut and dry. Depending on the state and the situation, it might be more accurate to say, “be prepared to spend money on lawyers to remain a joint custodial parent. And even then it’s not a sure thing.” For me, that’s too risky. I’d rather…

And she got her ex’s name removed from the birth certificate when they split. Maybe there should be some other legal guarantee in place, like adoption, to keep something like that from happening?

I’m getting Kirk Cameron vibes off this dude.