It’s not Melanie Lynskey’s job to heal the eating disorder of some hateful rando on the Internet. I mean, she’s free to make her look like a fool, but she’s not obligated to do it.

Jessica Chastain isn’t nude. She’s wearing skin colored fabric over a structured undergarment. No hate, she looks great. She’s not nude.

I always explain my conspiracy to my enemy. I call it, “doing a Bond Villain.”

Unless they were found in discovery, that’s a very good question. Where did they come from?

Stay hydrated, wipe front to back, pee after sex, and be on the lookout for symptoms when you begin intimacy with a new partner. That’s it. That’s all you should do before escalating a problem to your doctor. No douches, no soap, and supplements are a waste of money.

How does something you eat survive your stomach acid* and intestines long enough to change the pH of your vagina**, a body part that is separate from your colon and your urethra? How does the supplement get down there? I had a rough bout of BV and yeast infections a few years ago, so I understand wanting to do…

Dontcha know that when you take on a wedding planning job your client owns you 24/7? You can’t ever admit to doing anything normal adults do, like drinking. You have to spend your entire existence in solemn servitude until the day after the wedding.

What a sweet episode. I didn’t find it heart breaking at all. When you live with someone long enough, you watch each other get old. You’re lucky for the experience, actually.

Ireland would know that if she bothered to watch one of her mother’s greatest performances, Celeste in My Stepmother is An Alien.

The right wing steals language and messaging from the left all the time. They do it intentionally because their argument is horseshit. Most people don’t like conservatism. Even conservatives don’t like conservatism when they are impacted by it.*

*See Republicans from any state impacted by hurricanes, tornadoes, and…

The Hurt Locker is a military suck fest. So is Zero Dark Thirty.

Friendly reminder that the leading cause of death of pregnant Americans is homicide.

They are letting him safe face for doing something astronomically stupid and will affect him for the rest of his life.

I didn’t realize that Musk tweet was recent. It’s so weird how they are still whipping themselves into a frenzy over the shot when I’m FIVE shots in and I’m 100% not dead. I do intense cardio workouts a couple times a week and my ticker is just fine. There are many “we’ll see what happens” type replies from the…

Slide #18 looks like something an older, saucy Hollywood actress would wear at the Oscars (Sharon Stone, for ex.). Minus the hideous granny panties.

I mean, when you make shit up on the regular, literally anything could have killed her... except for a preventable infectious disease, of course.

I find it very funny how quickly the chuds have decided she got the vaccine (seemingly behind everyone’s back?) and that’s what killed her. With friends like these...

I’m sorry. You deserved a more empathetic person in your corner. 

Ahhh! Now I can’t unhear it.

It’s been a while since I had one of their sours. I should remedy that.