apeddlerofdeath
Dr. Martin van Nostrand
apeddlerofdeath

‘GameMill’, how appropriate.

I love how he says 3 homophobic insults and only apologises for 1...what an idiot.

I’m watching that gameplay video of Lowrider and can see this is clearly a playable videogame, but my brain still cannot comprehend that this game actually exists. There’s just no way

The longer that clip went on the funnier it got. I'm not sure how long a hydraulic bounce trick run should be, but that seems at least three times longer than necessary.

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Games like this is what my dad would bring me and my brother from the $1 game bin, like LOWRIDER the game:

If you look closely, there was a pelican on the grassy knoll. 

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Looks like they may have been racing someone else and could handle the turn.

As an outsider (I haven’t played minecraft since I had a Windows Phone), Minecraft doesn’t seem like the type of game you 2.0, but one that you continually improve. Why bifurcate the base? The spin-offs have been well received. I don’t see the problem there.

Bobby K is polishing his golden parachute right now. Among other things.

I’m hoping Phil undoes some of the support studio nonsense that has been set up recently - where most studios are only making Call of Duty. And where Vicarious Visions was folded into Blizzard to help with Diablo.

Stick to sports.

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

If this had been Biden it would have been that he was so frail and obviously confused and unfit

This is indeed awesome, but from the headline I thought he was going to be playing the organ live with the Game Boy and I just wasn’t sure how that was going to work out. Composing a MIDI song on the Game Boy and then playing it through the organ makes a lot more sense.

I live in NYC and people always ignorantly assume its so violent here. I get texts from my mother randomly asking me if I’m okay lol because some guy on the other side of the city got stabbed. Meanwhile in her state anyone can open-carry a gun at all times w/ no license but somehow NYC is the less safe place.

But now you have smash n grabs in LA at an alarming rate, and they can’t get prosecuted now, or let go the same day, so what’s the point in even having cops? You either make laws that give citizens the right to use force to defend property, or you just let it happen...ah but this was in 2017 so I guess that’s a moot

Hey! I take offense to that! As a proud cock-gobbler I do not want to have any association with the oil industry.

“Hey kids! You’re absolutely fucked because we just refuse to pivot our business away from fossil fuels. But at least you can floss in Fortnite!” - the soulless cock-gobblers at Shell