apeddlerofdeath
Dr. Martin van Nostrand
apeddlerofdeath

As an outsider (I haven’t played minecraft since I had a Windows Phone), Minecraft doesn’t seem like the type of game you 2.0, but one that you continually improve. Why bifurcate the base? The spin-offs have been well received. I don’t see the problem there.

Bobby K is polishing his golden parachute right now. Among other things.

I’m hoping Phil undoes some of the support studio nonsense that has been set up recently - where most studios are only making Call of Duty. And where Vicarious Visions was folded into Blizzard to help with Diablo.

Stick to sports.

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

If this had been Biden it would have been that he was so frail and obviously confused and unfit

This is indeed awesome, but from the headline I thought he was going to be playing the organ live with the Game Boy and I just wasn’t sure how that was going to work out. Composing a MIDI song on the Game Boy and then playing it through the organ makes a lot more sense.

I live in NYC and people always ignorantly assume its so violent here. I get texts from my mother randomly asking me if I’m okay lol because some guy on the other side of the city got stabbed. Meanwhile in her state anyone can open-carry a gun at all times w/ no license but somehow NYC is the less safe place.

But now you have smash n grabs in LA at an alarming rate, and they can’t get prosecuted now, or let go the same day, so what’s the point in even having cops? You either make laws that give citizens the right to use force to defend property, or you just let it happen...ah but this was in 2017 so I guess that’s a moot

The official Shell video is now...unlisted. Which is hilarious.

ill admit, that stupid streamer with the goofy expression does not do them any favors.  I dont know him, i have never heard of him, but that pic alone makes me hate him as much as Paul Gosar.

Hey! I take offense to that! As a proud cock-gobbler I do not want to have any association with the oil industry.

One of the first things we learned in graphic design class and they used penisland.com as an example. Heck I’m old and I read it as “shell station sus”.

“Hey kids! You’re absolutely fucked because we just refuse to pivot our business away from fossil fuels. But at least you can floss in Fortnite!” - the soulless cock-gobblers at Shell

Shell manager who came up with that line was probably like:

I love how they are trying to be cool with the kids and then have the tag “shellstationsus”
Shell Stations US was probably their intention... but the kids will read it differently.

It’s not your day’s fault.

Maybe I am just having a bad day, but this just strikes me as sick AF. Fuck Shell, IGN and those streamers and I am glad that people are pushing back.

Who keeps ungraying these people? Just confess, I’m not mad, just disappointed. 

They blow goats. I have proof.