It’s been like this for decades. A handful of dipshits write the talking points and then right-wingers vomit them back out again. 

Schrodinger’s Dickhead: Someone who is either joking or not joking depending on how upset the audience becomes.

Man, all this wanting to ban books.. I know of a book that has sex, violence, incest, murder, and more... and has incited more violence, mass genocide and murder with more than a few million bodies tied to it... but its given out freely to children..

Boy, I love to Defend Freedom by *checks notes* censoring the content of school libraries!

Thank god we’ve finally found the answer for school shootings in America.

You know what they say:
Guns don’t kill people, pictures of weird alien teachers drawn in Japan do.

Of course, conservative finger-waggers don’t care about context or what art actually means. They just want to ban things they don’t understand under the pretext of shielding children.

Pull manga, but not the fucking guns.

Any article on gacha or FTP games will have at least a few. Usually saying shit like “I enjoyed it just fine without spending money, I don’t see what the problem is” or “it’s not the studio’s fault if people don’t have self control”.

Thank God for them.

Fiat Jolly:

I love that interior.  It’s so 90's. 

The original Renault Twingo has to be featured. It was a revolutionary cute little car and even the hazard button was a clown nose!

The googly eyes are crucial though.

Possibly the only thing that can give an Austin Healey Sprite any competition, the Ferves Ranger;

Always the answer

Why you do dis to me!? I love little cuties. Fiat 500, Mini, Nissan Figaro, Sprite, Isetta, Panda, Twingo, Honda E...

This conversation has to begin and end with the Austin Healey Bug-Eye Sprite. Not only does it have an inherently cute look - it has a sort of earnestness about it - like a puppy that desperately wants to play with you. I just want to go up and give it a floor pan rub. Or scratch it behind the headlights.

Bugeye Sprite