Go away, Trump-tard...

What do you mean by “now”? Barry Goldwater predicted this would happen back in ‘81

stick to laundry

3rd world country with a Gucci belt.

Has Clarence Thomas “vacationed” with any billionaires in Idaho?

Jalopnik’s slogan is,”If it drives, we’re tracking it. News, reviews and all the latest on planes, trains and automobiles.”

And yet Matt Gaetz walks free.

The trick is to leave Idaho and never return. It is what doctors are doing.

It’s scary how full-fascist the GOP is going now. It’s really ramped up the last few months.

Just a modern-day interpretation of the Fugitive Slave Act, no worries 

“Parents who raped their child will not be able to sue, though the criminal penalties for anyone who helped the minor obtain an abortion will remain in effect.”

Good point. The Michael Bay Transformers franchise has lasted well longer than 4 years, too (for better or worse).

Anything can go up there, if you’ve got real moxie.

I was just a few (thousand) mouse errors away from being a chess champion.

Fabergé called, they want their eggs back... the Diamond Trellis one even had an elephant automaton inside.

Now this is a good grift. It’s got everything a gazillionaire could hope for.

Yup, getting rid of these will take care of all their problems of onlookers and disruptive tourists. I mean where else are they going to go? Certainly not the stairs and house from The Exorcist which are literally next door.

Not a problem, just replace the Optimus and Bumblebee with their vehicle modes.
Park a full size blue semi with flame decals and a yellow Beetle where the statues were.
Optimus and Bumblebee are technically still there, and they’ll take up even more space and likely draw even larger crowds.

This is what happens when none of our sports teams, and I mean none, make the playoffs this year.