she is just a walking series of “live ,laugh,love” discount decor.

I haven’t actually visited Kotaku’s main page (or Latest, or anything) in over a decade probably. RSS feeds are the best.

An award-winning talk show at that. It’s been her big claim to continued fame for the past 3-4 years. I don’t personally watch it because there’s a bunch of spicy honey on my TV remote. 

Kelly Clarkson has a talk show?

They will be provided 60 days severance, though that won’t cover the length of many people’s contracts, sources said

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I once won a paper airplane throwing contest by simply wadding up my sheet of paper into a ball and throwing it... there were no rules regarding the type or number of folds.

By “financial opportunities,” to what is she specifically referring? Would they be enough to make up for the target on his back that comes with supporting a trans child in this political climate?

The ex is fundie christian, you were spot on.

How to be a shitty person:

The useful metric is duration, not range.

It’s a dart. Or a missile. Its performance comes from thrust not lift, is what I’m getting at. Or more accurately, its relative thrust to drag. Yes, there is some lift, but its tiny compared to it just being a low drag dart. It’s a clever interpretation of what a paper airplane is...but I would say this is a record…

I feel like “I’m hot, come date me” and “I’m hot, leave your current reltionship for me” are two VERY different statements about desirablility and self-image.

I don’t think tiktok is any sort of measured take on anyones self worth, and it’s mostly just fun. But also, homewrecking fantasies are kinda cringe.

Yeah, it has always been a core tenet of feminism that gratuitously trying to break up someone else’s marriage because the wives do not wait hand and foot on their husbands. Or at least, that’s my understanding of the Straw Man Fallacy school of feminism. Not sure how many third wave feminists think this.

just needs the guitar skills of no more than 6 weeks of practice and they’re set for CMT

“Honestly, I find myself wondering why the hell we’re still fighting over straight cis men (arguably the most unimpressive of our species) in the year 2023"

Look at that! You just wrote an entire country song!

This is just plain pitiful. Someone get these women some actual careers.