Agreed. It’s too early for such bleakness. Here’s the rest of the panel. 

How soon until we’ll get the same Tweet from Musk on Mars?

the conditions are also extreme, so there’s much more degradation of pretty much every surface and component than there is here

The problem is that those panels get covered in dirt because of the Martian winds.

If the FTC doesn’t go after Roblox next... Roblox not only has tons of games trying to trick players into making purchases, but their target demographic is mainly children.

SOMEBODY HELP, MY CAT BROKE THE CAPS LOCK KEY AND I SPENT ALL MY MONEY BETTING ON FRANCE.

HOW ELSE CAN WE GET THE READER’S ATTENTION!? 

I’m like 110% sure the bet was just a thinly veiled ad. BUT WHY DOES HE ALWAYS TWEET IN ALL CAPS?

Millions.

Expecting Musk to ban anyone associated with Lucid and/or Hagerty from Twitter anytime soon.

The Plaid only finished third because of, um, bots. Yeah, that’s it, bots!
Bots, and people making fun of him online.
He’s gonna buy Hagerty next so he can get rid of the bots.

Can’t wait for the man-child’s hissy fit, tantrum and excuses over this.

Elon will buy MySpace to help his ego to scab over.

But can the Sapphire set $44 billion on fire as fast as the Plaid? 

“AquaDom is temporarily closed because...there is no AuqaDom anymore.”

Call me cynical, but I don’t think that Amazon is willing to spend the money for a big scifi show and/or GW will give enough creative control to do something with the IP.

“On its website, the aquarium announced that the AquaDom was temporarily closed due to the recent destruction.”

Joining the master list of “least necessary announcements in history.”

So, one lesson, when you’re going to have a GIANT wall of water, don’t go cheap on the containment.