Kind of a weird moment to eject. The plane already almost at a stop. It’s like he really wanted to use it. Maybe something was going on inside the cockpit like smoke or something.

Man, those guys are super fixated on an body image of Trump that Trump himself has literally never possessed. It’s so strange. 

It’s tough to be optimistic about anything Trump, but anecdotally this “MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT” has fallen flat amongst a lot of his base. Especially since they were expecting major announcements to have something to do with his campaign, not just a flagrant cash grab of corny ass digital baseball cards. 

Curious to see if he/his team ripped off those illustrations from an artist and badly Photoshopped them. Because those are some AWFUL Photoshops.

a third-rate Comic-Con

To be fair, I don’t understand them either. Like, it’s a token ... on a blockchain ... monkey ... artwork ... ponzi-scheme? Wait, maybe I do understand it.

Guy has been innovating failure for years.

Imagine crafting your entire life and identity around the idea that an orange goblin who looks he’s made up of 300 pounds of Mountain Dew Code Red is some kind of superhero or tough guy.

What a fucking loser.

In his statement he claims that these are limited edition cards featuring amazing art of his life and career. Then proceeds to have “art” of him as some quasi superman, a freakin astronaut, Rambo style paramilitary cowboy(?), etc.
AND releases them as NFT right when financial outlets report that the NFT market has lost…

“Just don’t fight the inevitable” is what I heard techbros saying about NFT’s a year and a half ago.

Or inconsiderate dick-holes are always inconsiderate dick-holes.

I guess the folks that were anti-seat belt and pro-indoor smoking were able to spawn a few times before exiting the gene pool. 

Unfortunately, they might take us with them (from either COVID, car wreck, or hunting accident).

Study: Morons who are dumb in one situation are also dumb in other situations.

You forgot motorcycle helmets.

Surreptitiously implanted 5G microchip take the wheel!

The Gubrermint can’t tell me how to drive, and it can’t make me get that 5G tracking shot neither.