Must be tough to have to live out on the streets, beaten down and destitute, with only a gerbil to keep you company.

I just want to know how I buy a new Iphone with AT&T without losing my unlimited plan and not getting raped.

I have work friends, but they’re not friends outside of work, and I don’t see why they should be. They have busy lives outside of work, as do I. We enjoy each other’s company and conversation at work, but we spend time with our other friends and families outside of work.

Teens/early 20s = friends, lovers and enemies at work are fair game

Then right back to jail she goes!

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Jesus Christ, that pose. We get it — you think you’re a martyr. You can climb down off the cross now.

Fuck these religious assholes who think they’re entitled to a job, fuck them. Go find “work” in your religious institutions, not in jobs serving the public.

Take my uncle, for example. He was a criminal, who stole everything that wasn’t nailed down, and was on all kinds of government assistance in the 70s. He fled town because he had warrants in his name, married a woman who ended up inheriting a lot of money, and now is a holier-than-thou Fox-news spouting republican.…

Republicans are anti-woman, anti-gay, anti-minorities in general. I don’t understand how anyone who isn’t a rich white man can be a Republican. And yet...

i think Weird Al is always on tour.

Indeed he is! http://weirdal.com/tour/

Umm I’ll have you know that I gave birth in the beautiful Hudson River and my baby was blessed with not two, but THREE perfectly healthy feet.

I do think people have a hard time understanding civil disobedience. MLK and Thoreau disobeyed laws they thought were unjust, but they willingly went to jail, because they were confident that the law was wrong and would be changed.

Yeah, but first can I tell you about my fantasy team? Fuck. I hate myself.

That is definitely a lot worse than the time they tried to sell ice to Eskimos.

News flash: All the “natural” companies do things like hide preservatives because products need preservatives, but a huge, dumb ass segment of the consumer market thinks preservatives are poison that are definitely going to give them cancer (I suspect a big overlap in the venn diagram with anti-vaxxers). They’re…

This makes it sound like men are eating our faces a la Hannibal in silence of the lambs and I'm here for it.

Fully agree with you, I can’t sit and read how most men need to keep their right to rape if needed, what?! I know there are deluded rapists out there, and guys who think they’re good guys who pressured a girl into sex when they were 19 that I probably know and wouldn’t expect that from, but society of men in general…