They sound intelligent. I like them.

She doesn't think critically. Newton was a lunatic when it came to anything other than math and physics, and he's argually the smartest person to ever live.

I love it. Those people make life worth living. I’ve been squeeling with glee over this whole Kim Davis episode.

A hippie with military jargon.

I was with you until you dropped the “spiritual” bomb. Now you sound as dumb as the hippie idiots you were denouncing.

Wonderful. It’s 1994 all over again.

Cool how they picked up the tab for her problems.

I bet everyone was dissapointed when she moved back in with him.

This isn’t a discussion about economic policy.

She should sue God for making the universe.

What are people doing with the uranium, grandpa?

I hope the lawsuit furthers her suffering.

Is it legal to sell water? I mean, after all, thousands of Americans die from drowning each year.

We'd expect nothing less from a feminist.

I'll carry a mattress for the victim.

I imagine I’ve won the lottery.

You're useless.

No.

Overrated.

Jesus christ. Killing one’s self is so easy. I wouldn’t give a fuck if K-Mart sold pre-tied nooses with wobbly stools.