tl;dr, comrade.

Jesus fucking christ. TWs are a touchy subject? Do people need TWs for TWs??

Plenty of experience in hospitality. It's why I most certainly won't tip a shitty server.

Jesus Christ, Chomsky. The fucking pasta joint on the corner isn’t an evil corporation, dipshit.

Should have thought twice about majoring in womens studies.

I lose faith in humanity when people use stupid anecdotes to tell me they’ve lost faith in humanity.

That deserves another punch in the face.

Speak for yourself, christian.

Well, when you lie to someone and tell them you’re monogomous, it’s your problem, not society’s.

I’m sure it’s just sexism that keeps women for leadership roles.

It’s okay, folks. He spoke to God and all is forgiven.

This is a clear attempt to close down the Billy Goat across the street.

I say they all just hit themselves in the head with mallets until they become depressed, beat their wives, and shoot themselves.

I don’t believe God cares either.

That’s because very few of them actually believe. The whole world is full of shit, and of most people actually admitted it at once, the rest would realize they’re not alone and give up the charade overnight.

Than god’s been asleep at the wheel for the last 25 years.

Yeah. It’s inoortant they get in some good practice damaging their brains.

Your nails look hideous, bitch. Just keep them trimmed and you'll be fine. Stop fucking with them.

Suburban Chicago here.

Suburban Chicago here.

It’s probably happened. That’s Actually how these insular social groups exact justice.