It'll be "well, sorry, we wish we could leave it up to the states, but, you see, under Federal law, weed is still illegal so we can't. Sorryyyyyyyyy if only we could change the lawwwwww you guysssssssss." That's been their excuse thus far, I don't see any reason they change it.

Not 100% sure President Bannon has anything to do with this one. Anti-weed crusading is one of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions' favorite pastimes, second only to discriminating against people based on their race. Also, as AG, he doesn't need any WH instruction to direct the Justice Department to crack down on legal weed.

Watch Baskets.

"Whacking day?" Buddy, it's more like whacking year.

This guy has been providing the best material for a while. Anyone who hasn't seen them needs to go back and watch the videos he made during the GOP primary debates. The one where Ted Cruz ate that white thing off his lip was probably the best one.

I mean, the real problem with those first ten episodes is that they were boring, formulaic procedural stories with a Marvel coat of paint slapped over it. The show came into its own when it abandoned procedural storytelling in favor of full serialization, which happened a few episodes before the HYDRA reveal…

The Wolf of Grafton Street
Cape Beer
Shutter Ireland
The Inebriated
Mead Streets

Best episode of the entire series, by far. Not even close. What an hour. Holy hell. I'd say maybe now everyone will stop bashing the series for its first 10-12 episodes, as if the subsequent seasons didn't exist, but I know they won't. First impressions, and all that.

Doesn't hold a candle to Los Pollos Hermanos

Sweden: A Star Wars Story

I still say that he had a shot, and would have won, even if he was still alive. People forget that this was the same year that Robert Downey, Jr. was nominated in the same category for playing Kirk Lazarus playing Sgt. Lincoln Osiris in Tropic Thunder. The Academy was feeling adventurous that year.

Is there any universe where this isn't titled Solo: A Star Wars Story?

In no particular order:

Not that the Grammys mean anything but I'm happy for Chance. Three well-deserved trophies, even if he's only a "new artist" if one hasn't been paying attention.

Ohhhhh went dark! Nice! You've reached middle school after all. Knew you could do it, buddy!

Ohhhhh you don't have any reading comprehension ability. Makes sense now.

Ask, and you shall receive my friend. And don't worry, nobody cares that you completely missed the purpose of the piece, which was asking the commentariat where they think the best region for pizza is, and that I was just providing my answer. Details like that don't matter when you're hurling grade school-level…

It's like nu-clear vs. nuculer.

Oh damn, got me again! Have another!

Sick burn, bro! Have an upvote!