We could get Frank Miller to illustrate Squirrel Girl. For shit and giggles. (no, it’d be an attempt against the laws of nature)

You know something. Whatevs. I want Erica Henderson. I don’t care if she’s with Marvel and some kind of law prevents her from doing it or something.

It’s useful, too. Best way to thaw some frozen fish? Take a shower! Some dirty “hand-wash only” shirts? Take a shower! Frozen peas? Chicken?? Dirty socks?? SHOWER! (chicken might actually be unsanitary)

I was just thinking - erase that stupid forehead tattoo and add eyebrows and it ain’t so bad. You’ve just confirmed it, thanks!

I feel the same way. Even though I read Dark Knight Returns before I even knew of Sin City, it always seemed to me that there was something off about it, something that didn’t feel right. I was young, but there seemed to be something totalitarian about it even as it preached anti-fascism, too in love with traditional…

Good god. I had forgotten how awful, how truly terrible the dialogue is in that comic. That man, he really really really struggles with women - they’re either prostitutes or ready to be nothing if their man is there. Aghh.

A comic by Frank Miller actualy called The Master Race?? Because he hasn’t dabbled in light racism enough? Holy Terror just wasn’t enough for him?

I saw this and giggled out loud. He’s absolutely perfect.

Yeah now that I’m looking at the prices today I feel even wiser for having waited. It’s a good package, and while honestly I’m not that bothered about new racers, the new tracks are amazing and worthwhile.

Goddamit

I was 7, mom wouldn’t buy me real comics and my classmates refused to lend me theirs because I was a girl and girls don’t read Superman. So I made do with Barbie until I was 10 and spent my allowance on random Superman & Batman issues - I never got the plot cause I could never afford to buy them every week.

This is amazing! It reminds me of the old Barbie comic books I used to get as a child (don’t judge me), where they’d position the Barbie dolls into scenes and then add dialogue balloons with a computer - uh, I assume it was a computer, but it was the mid 90s, so I don’t know.

Yes. Where is the magenta shading??

Yes. I’m waiting for the awesome yaoi/bara doujins that will certainly follow.

I remember those disks coming through the mail all the bloody time. Dad never let me install them because uh... dunno. Porn, maybe. Don’t think anyone got the internet in my family back then.

I thought they were going to be painfully embarrassing because the first picture shows the girls sort of hiding their faces, as though they were ashamed of being photographed like that.

Hey Brian, I know this is like literally a year old, but I’m super curious. What did you write about in Shoujo Beat? (whose disappearance I grieved ;_;)

She looks like lovely company. My best alone times were when I was young and very very introverted - I volunteered to walk dogs, clean rabbit hutches, etc. I was lonely but the animal companions were there.

The blood-wiping did it for me. Not only am I forced to murder probably innocent people, I have to clean up after myself?? I want this game.

Was anyone really expecting it'd come out this year? Zelda games have a history of getting delayed time and again, often for the better.