centrist lanyard fetishists

Can we seriously stop with this dumb, bad joke? It’s just annoying now. Actually, it was always just annoying that all the moderates around here started to jack off hard to the trolling of dipshit commenters like Wendy Wasserman-Schultz, but now it’s Double Annoying because it’s been clear for literally months that…

Why do you dislike Bernie exactly? What policy are you against?

Yeah it really sucks a bunch of kids are involved with politics and trying to make the world a better place. Their earnest take on politics is really going distract from serious people like Mayor Petey Buttchug and Eric Swalwell. What are you afraid that Joe Biden isn’t going to have a chance to do something creepy to…

Except for these. 

They talk about the age issue because they are incapable of making an argument against Bernie’s sensible popular policies and his lifetime of being right about the issues.  

“Age is more important than policy” -Some low IQ voter

Bernie is clearly the right choice. He’s the one with the message and the ability to see what is going on in the world. That’s why so far Bernie leads and all the other cowards timidly follow.

Why are the comments on splinter always filled with dipshits that think every single writer has the same opinion on every topic?

Nancy Pelosi is a terrible leader. She is either trying to sabotage the party or she is the dumbest egomaniac in the world. At this point she is actively hurting the party and causing a rift in the party. Why should any left wing voter voter for a centrist Democrat if this is how leadership acts? Anyone supporting…

I’m sure there’s something in the Art of War about attacking your allies instead of your enemies.  Probably in the chapter about doing fucking dumb shit.

It’s just a stupid and unhelpful comment no matter the spin on it. I guarantee you Republicans are very happy to see this.

And yet people are defending it! Why? Centrism is a hell of a drug.

What a horrible thing to say.

Yes, somehow everyone I talk to wants to talk about Mayor Pete. The Never Bernie Dems may have found the perfect stooge.  He even had the added benefit of being gay - 'Whatever, you just don't like him because you're a homophobe!'

He’s just scared that his base will hear something other than his propaganda.

Bernie leads and the rest of the field tries to catch up. That means President Bernie is what we need. Not lame ass copycats who aren’t brave or bold enough to try big ideas first. Know why Mayor Pete didn’t go first? Because he’s a grifter with little to say and no real ideas.

If only they had gotten a few more people to the polls in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.  

Black women were out there stanning for the worst candidate in history, and the only person who has ever lost an election to Donald Trump.

You mean I don’t wanna make old white men richer off my health? Imagine that.