That Accord looks like it’s smoking back there.

This is why I would take a CR-V over a CX-5.

“Look like one of GM’s plants in Detroit got exploded because of something we don’t need. Sad!”

Because Japanese regulations.

I’m sorry, but this looks fake.

Brakes speak no americano

Shit song choice

Or, you can buy a Hummer. Then search for that ***hole Prius, run him/her over, and vengeance will be yours.

That 5 mile Odyessy for this.

Next they should teach the cameraman how to film horizontally.

$30K for a Regal with plastic cladding? NO THANK YOU. CP.

Because reliability is a thing.

2nd Gear: Let’s all have a moment of silence for the Opel Astra.

Man, this somehow makes a current Twingo look like a Bentley.

Jacking off is Job #1.

Neutral: BUTTONS! That’s all we need. Just buttons, not knobs. Buttons.

1st Gear: I seriously can’t wait for the new Focus to have negative reception.