I feel your brother’s pain

No they’re not. FCA products are notorious of being unreliable so someone who owns one of these would be filled to the brim with repair bills and recall notices. No wonder they are cheap.

The Lancia Ypsilon? 

“Faraday Future”

Well said. Also, the poor souls who buy this thing must’ve liked that glass suspension. They buy these things only because they hate themselves or are braindead when it comes to cars.

“cheap to insure”

“On paper, this midsized SUV may sound compelling, but in our tests we found that the Journey has a confining interior and lacks agility, and the V6 delivers the worst fuel economy in its class. Plus, it suffers from below-average reliability and poor performance in IIHS small-overlap frontal crash tests. Even though…

Actually, I’m not surprised especially when FCA is still on the bottom of the ranks for years now.

“Supporting equality.”

This project requires cooperation

FTFY

Too bad the advertising is fucked up...

We should put a fruit salad hat onion

Neutral: Nope, not in a million years. He’s just Caillou in a 40 year old man suit. He’ll never “grow up”. Uber will probably buy tons of headphones if this shit keeps up.

What the fuck is a qvale?

Y O U P R E S S E D T H E W R O N G B U T T O N

Night Trap: Cars Edition

This is pretty much Comment of The Decade at this point.

You must be a god in order to get 1885 stars.