@SEDAGIVE?!: I think thats how most of us "Americans" feel. :'(

@Coup d’état: I remember her birthday and send her flowers. I text her good morning every day. I always listen to her problems and give her the best advice I can. I always tell her how smart and pretty she is and how her man treats her like shit.

@ImproperDancing: She can see the bruises I'm sure, everyone else can.

@ImproperDancing: Yeah... but the heart wants what it wants.

@amowls: ?

I honestly don't check twitter 24/7 but I do read at least 75% of the tweets. You find out some really awesome stuff. I like it because on Twitter you can tweet as much as you want whatever you want. On Facebook I feel like I have to post like only once or twice a day or everyone would get annoyed.

@ImproperDancing: As a nice guy. I've often seen girls prefer the asshole. :(

@megnificent: Girl, I can make your ducktail, Oooo-oooh. ;)

@Neeraj Verma: Teaching? I'm sure its been done.

I thought it was aliens this whole time!

I live in the boonies. Theres only one ISP so you can imagine how bad I'm getting fucked. :(

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.4: XD

@My name is Nelson, I like to dance!: Girl, no you di'int.

@Ding-Dang: The hardships of having a football taken away before you kick it?

@thenewperson is now Commander Apparent. I'm on a spaceboat.: I'd rather have the cattails than the peashooters.

@mricyfire: So did I.

@mricyfire: *FacePalm*

Where is he?

@Stem_Sell: Where does Brew fall into that acronym?

@Odin: As opposed to Android tablets being big phones?