@Gimmi Mørgäikkönën: Im calling CPS on that asshole.

@lankysob: Actually for some reason it seams to happen to me more with a treadmill than with running. I freakin wish I had people to play soccer with. I wish I had my own sauna.

@Not sent from my iPad but sent from a Froyo device: lol what happend?

@lankysob: Err, I'm pretty sure running around your block for at least 20-30 minutes should do the trick. Which you should be doing anyway to get some good cardio.

@lankysob: Actually, what works for me is running on the treadmill if I'm constipated. I know its TMI....but since were on the subject. Fiber, I get from eating cereal 24/7.

@lankysob: "twirl it around" XD

@theloverly: I live in a small 90k population town in west tx. Theres Wal-Mart (not going there) or target. :(

@lankysob: Fiber? What the hell is that? Do I stick it in my butt?

@roe77: Actually, I kind of figured you didn't know what the hell you were talking about when you were whining about how he spelled Apple. OMG he spelled it pple?!!!?! Oh My Fuck. Truth is, hes right. With HTC pumping all these new Android phones out every month, some of which already have higher specs than the…

@lankysob: I get constipated alot. :(

@wolfman544: lol

@roe77: Your pathetic attempt to debunk a mans valid opinion on something that wouldn't even exist because he actually invented the cell phone is quite sad. Theres this thing called Twitter and it has a 140 character limit. I as well as everyone else know he meant Apple. Sometimes you have to cut some characters to…

$1.99 cheap items? For a good set of tweezers these days it like $10 up. Anything less will give you crap. :(

@wolfman544:

@wolfman544: Oh god. The sadness will never end!

@ament001: Good idea. lol However, here in texas everyone raises their trucks about 5 feet up so they'd prob see them anyway.

@wolfman544: haha, my asshole neighbor has some on his truck and I was tempted to castrate it and set them on fire hanging on a burning lower case t for, "time to leave."

@SkelatorDan: Eh, burnt out on beer pong.

Too many calories to burn just to use my phone! lol

@wolfman544: I wish those were banned in the U.S. It's like the mark for everyone to know your a douche.