So it has something in common with your mom?

I have a dozen of them in my car, have to stop every 50km or so to drain the gas tank before it overflows

The stand up in bit is a tough request. Do you really need to stand up? My 2 cents would be outback and roof top tent and sell both when you get back.

The DIY tint with a million bubbles.

He was driving way too high.

“I’m a businessman and have access to a lot of good lawyers, maybe the best lawyers in the world, better than these organisations have themselves,” said Koolen. ...

IT’s universal first response to any issue.

Use punctuation, you fuckhead.

Poka-yoke?

Two words:

*system explicitly fails to work*
“Uhhhh I don’t know you guys seems like it works okay.”

How much do you want to bet the person who wrote that GUI was paid 6 figures

Why is his body hairless everywhere except the forearms?

I need to get back to the gym.

The plural of “anecdote” is not “data.”

I have an idea, how about grid puppies?

Other alternatives:

Kristen mad.

I’m just seeing the Avalon for the first time, and feel like it deserves a “WHAT IN THE CRYSTAL METH THAT GRILLE”. Are they trying to compete with their own Lexus predator face?